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Welcome to the End Around, a weekly look back at the world of the National Football League. serves as your guide.It was a good week for ...1. Dan Campbell: The Teal Hulk won our (congrats again, Dan) and his first NFL game in the space of three days. Not bad for a guy who looks like a mid-tier henchman in a Seagal movie.2. : While everyone fawns over Rodgers and Brady and Brees (oh my), Rivers is quietly carving up defenses for 500 yards in his 12th season. Rivers could be in the top five in every relevant pa sing category by the time he's done.3. : The third-stringer subbed in for an injured and led the to an upset win over the . If he doesn't get a out of Anthony Davis Jersey this, his agent isn't trying hard enough.It was a bad week for ...1. Chaz Pagano: The coach might want to check Amazon for some flame retardant windbreaker pants after Sunday's . The hot seat is getting warmer.2. Joe Vitt: The ' linebackers coach (and one time interim head coach) suffered a torn Achilles and broken wrist while chasing some guys who were trying to break into cars in his neighborhood. That sounds like a tumble. Get well soon, coach.3. : The wide receiver is as he continues to deal with chronic hip discomfort. Harvin could end up being one of the great "What if?" cases of his generation.Sunday night in IndianapolisSubtlety is key, right, fans? USA TODAY Sports (@usatodaysports) I serious had to do a double-take to make sure the police officer didn't have his gun drawn on Brady.Of course, there was also this {"adConfig":{"preroll":{"ciuSzs":"300x60,1x1","descriptionUrl":" ","frequency":2,"iu":"/4595/nfl.com/news/article/around-the-nfl-news","partner":"","players": "colt-anderson" ,"s1":"news","s2":"cheers-to-stars-with-monkeys-jeers-to-chaz-s-folly-0ap3000000563574","s3":"around-the-nfl-news","s4":"article","teams": "NE" ,"test":"","url":" ","vid":""}},"analytics":{"reportSuite":"cbsnfl","pageDetail":"cheers-to-stars-with-monkeys-jeers-to-chaz-s-folly-0ap3000000563574","siteName":"nfl.com","siteSection":"news","siteSubsection":"news"},"autoplay":false,"clubs":false,"playlist": {"audio":false,"description":"After lining up in an illegal formation, Griff Whalen's conversion attempt on fourth down went horribly wrong, resulting in favorable field position for the Patriots late in the third quarter.\n","duration":0,"gameday":false,"id":"fd3cb865-fef3-4b45-993f-396350f4fb71","entityId":"fd3cb865-fef3-4b45-993f-396350f4fb71","slug":"the-colts-fourth-down-fake-goes-horribly-wrong","title":"The Colts' fourth down fake goes horribly wrong","posterImage":" ","imageSrc":" ","campaignId":"","category":"","mcpID":"486985","videoSource":"nfl.com","tags": {"title":"New England Patriots at Indianapolis Colts (2015-REG-6)","slug":"new-england-patriots-at-indianapolis-colts-2015-reg-6","gameId":"10012015-1018-11ed-27bf-8c2b76eb83f1"},{"title":"New England Patriots","slug":"new-england-patriots","teamId":"10403200-69ab-9ea6-5af5-e240fbc08bea"},{"title":"Colt Anderson","slug":"colt-anderson","personId":"3200414e-4416-2908-100a-2d881716ea80"},{"title":"syndicated","slug":"syndicated"} } ,"playlistVideoIndex":0,"playerType":"video","productId":"LEAGUE","loop":false,"live":false,"defaultMuted":false} Here's the thing: The were almost in the clear on Sunday night. They weren't going to actually beat the , but they weren't going to get a 60-burger hung on them either, something many expected in what was hyped New England's Deflategate revenge game.This play -- WTFake, Snapfu, Swinging Gate-gate, take your pick -- wiped all that away. No actual victory, no moral victory, just the again playing the Washington Generals to Belichick's Globetrotters. The ' season effectively ended with that play call. How can anyone take them seriously?Here's the ' failure in 8-bit:And the banner tweets. The banner tweets will never not be funny.Colts new banners lol Skulls and Tattoos (@and_skulls) This is not the Patriot WayThe worst part about this is the Millennials running the Pats' social media feed pulled down the tweet once it started getting traction. What did they expect? You are the most humorle s franchise in American sport and we're not supposed to notice you hanging skyscraper shade on your little brother in Florham Park?Listen, if you're going to be evil, just embrace it. Go full hog unlikable. This half-measure stuff benefits no one.Way to go, A-RodThat's an E-5, but it doesn't help that Jay Glazer has the catch radius of a 14-month-old boy.The NFL's ongoing catch problem, in three tweetsPlay on the left was ruled a catch. Play on the right was ruled incomplete. What. SB Nation (@SBNation) The current NFL vice president of officiating ...Why did WR Golden Tate get a TD on that disputed play? Here is Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) The former NFL vice president of officiating ... We've looked at that play 10 more times, and find it hard to believed based on the current guidelines that he was a runner Mike Pereira (@MikePereira) Is that a lot? That's probably a lotAccording to the @WFNYArticles database, 21st time since 1999 the have lost on the last play of the game Joe Reedy (@joereedy) Move over Brady, you've got company!That last sentence, though. "Plus, as president he'd be able to say he knows me and he likes me ... LOL!" That is the e sence of Terrell Owens distilled. T.O. should be in the , by the way.Well, what do you expect when you're playing on a low-grade sandlot?Justin Tucker's FG attempt gave new meaning to the term "turf monster." Garrett Downing (@gdowning14) Wait, you're telling me this is the site of 50? HAND ME THE ROG-PHONE. Instagram of the weekI respect this. Ever since , people think that having a monkey is code for "I struggle to relate to other humans." Dez is subverting that notion while gaining a simple-minded friend in the proce s. I smell an ! Tweet of the weekThis explains so much. When Marvel runs out of ideas (that has to be soon, right?), I'm pitching Beckham as a new addition to the X-Men franchise.There is no escape from the forceI'm not a Star Wars guy, which makes the renewed cultural dominance over the latest round of sequels particularly exhausting. I can't even watch Monday Night Football without being bombarded by the Force. I hope the movies are great and Harrison Ford can buy a plane that works, but can't we take the wild fervor to a subreddit or something?Quote of the Week, Part I"I don't like turkey because I don't like what happened to the Indians."-- defensive end , who has effectively trained the media to believe everything he says is Chris Rock Bring The Pain-level transcendent.Quote of the Week, Part II"I think it was done with the idea of trying to hurt our quarterback. That's bulls--t football."-- coach Ken Whisenhunt, who was no fan of the low hit delivered by defensive end on .Hero of the Week: Daniel FellsFirst he was in danger of losing his foot. Then his leg. Then his life. The tight end went through a terrifying ordeal after contracting MRSA, but he fought off the infection and made it home to see his children this week. If this doesn't drop a feels hammer on you, you are a cybernetic organism, living ti sue over metal endoskeleton.Until next time ...Have something you believe deserves the End Around treatment? Hit up Dan on Twitter . Make sure to use #EndAround. Dwight Howard Jersey